All about Jenya's playboy photoshoot in Nov. 2008 issue (the James bond one) from the radio interview (yes djmax, i'm back):
HOST: An actress was once on our program, and she said that all glamour
models, when they are posing, they all do a weird shape with their lips
and say the word "choo-chooon-dra."
JENYA: (laughs) Sorry, I don't know who this is you're quoting.
H: well she's a good actress, you know, TV, theater...
J: She most likely doesn't like glamour models.
H: I wouldn't say she doesn't like them, she said that she's okay with them.
J: Well then I'm also "okay" with actresses who play on TV.
H: But is it true that here are certain words that you can say while you're posing? Or move your lips a certain way so that...
J: Uh no, I have a different, uh, a different technique. There's this
thing where you need to touch your tongue to the roof of your mouth,
and then you blow out air threw your lips (host laughs), that is, you
blow out so that it's not noticeable. Don't whistle, just blow.
H: Oh ok, so you're making a little pipe out of your lips?
J: No, not a pipe. Let the air out through your lips, relax them. So, yeah, open them a little bit...
H: Like this? (Jenya laughs) Like this? (Jenya laughs harder). I don't
know how you guys do that. So, like THIS? (jenya laughs even harder).
Not that?
J: Almost!
H: Almost huh. Well, I guess i'm never going to be a glamour model. By the way, what, to you, makes a good person?
J: A good person?
H: Well, I mean a, a beautiful person? (pauses) Umm, out of celebrities, or actors, or anybody, who do you think?
J: Are you talking about beautiful visually?
H: Yes, yes, visually.
J: Well, I ADORE Monica Belucci. For me, she is the epitome of feminine beauty.
H: (interrupting) What about Liv Tyler?
J: Uhh, yeah. She's very pretty. But I still think, out of all the
living actors in the world, for me the most beautiful is Monica
Belucci. And from those who are no longer with us, it would be Audrey Hepburn.
H: Yeah so, you know, that issue of Playboy you were in, the one with
the article entitled "Spy Passions: All About James Bond" it went on
and on about it. By the way, in one photo, you're standing there and
there's a guy's legs on the ground, and it looks like you shot him or
something.
J: If you only knew how we did that one, we were laughing like crazy
because at first, it looked like the guy had ballerina legs. He was in
pants without shoes on! Yeah, it was really funny.
H: Out of all the pictures is there one you like the best?
J: The one with the wheel. It was a difficult shot.
H: And what's all that stuff in the air?
J: It's sand.
H: That's sand?
J: It's sand that was thrown in from outside the frame. By the way,
that shot was not photoshopped at all. It's all real. Nothing was added
in there.
H: Did your knee hurt afterward?
J: For two days! Seriously, I couldn't do anything. All that stuff, it
was done in a studio, the decorations were set up. Look, you see in the
back those little lights? They're lights from those Christmas tree
decorations, you know?
H: Ah, garlands. So out of all your photos here, which one do you like best?
J: The one with the wheel...
H: What else?
J: Oh. The one on the little chair.
H: Oh yeah, I like that one too.
J: Yes, those two pictures.
H: (asks a question I don't comprehend)
J: It was very hard. When they made me do that, I got so angry because we did that shot...
H: Look at you, so upset!
J: ...it took so long, yeah because it was crazy how it all worked out. At first one thing was sticking out, then another...
H: Is the pistol real?
J: Yes.
H: But in this other one, you're shooting with your finger.
J: Because in Playboy, you're not allowed to have a weapon. You know, it's better not to have any at all.
H: What about that real one?
J: Its just pieces of it, it's not the entire gun.
Thanks for posting more of the radio interview. It is nice to hear some of the inner workings of a photo shoot and how hard Eugenia works at her craft. All the photos look so beautiful when we see the finished product. It is interesting to hear how much work and dedication she puts forth to create that beauty. Jeff
For unknown reason not all of the input from al0evera was copied here by I_Love_Her. So here is the remaining bit. Mind you, I think she says some very sensible and wise things about boring ol' James Bond.
H: What about guys? You like Pierce Brosnan?
J: He's all right.
H: What about Daniel Craig? I'm just going down the James Bond list.
J: No, I don't like him.
H: Who else is there? Sean Connery.
J: No.
H: They're all James Bond!
J: Actually, I don't really like James Bond at all. I don't even like the idea of James Bond.
I've had some free time recently, so I've been polishing up my Russian in my most favorite of ways: by listening to little miss Jenya talking about her life to some Ukrainian talk show host. This picks up from where I left off last time on Freeones (where she was talking about the Playboy shoot and guns or something). And sorry in advance for all the untranslated parts. You guys already know that I don't speak Ukrainian. At least I can understand the better half!
H: Okay. So tell me, whose butt is in that photoshoot where you're smiling on the fence? There's a chick in that shoot who's holding a camera...
J: That's a photographer, Eliza. The one holding the reflector?
H: Yeah.
J: Yeah, she's a cool girl. Really beautiful.
H: [asks something about the photoshoot]
J: Well, because sometimes fans are interested in seeing that. They're interested in the process itself.
H: Have you ever done a shoot where you photograph the entire process from behind the scenes?
J: No. A full session like that, no. We want to do that, actually, sometime.
H: That would be cool. As well as taking pictures of the person taking pictures.
J: Yeah, we want to do that kind of session, so the process...
H: Your work has a lot of creativity.
J: Yes. I'm an artist, first and foremost. I'm an artist and I see a frame.
H: As an artist, what do you plan on doing?
J: I want to be a photographer myself. I want to be an erotic photographer, to make erotica and only erotica. No fashion, no nature, none of those little flowers. I want to film beautiful, nude women.
H: When will this be?
J: As soon as I can escape from this profession!
H: You can't start now?
J: I just can't do it all. This winter, I'm going to be in New York for two months. Some projects there.
H: Good for you.
J: Yeah, I don't have the time.
H: What are you doing there for two months?
J: There's going to be a fashion project. I was invited over there to be the face of Prada. And so we're going to shoot commercials there...
H: "They asked me to be the face of Prada..." sounds kind of harsh.
J: Well, the face of the company. For me it sounded just as harsh because it's rare that a glamour model--not one that's just had, like two erotic photosets, but one that's, you know, a star--all of a sudden becomes the face of some clothing brand. It's very weird.
H: [Asks a long question, maybe about reading off questions from listeners, finishes with:] Whose automobile is that, and what type is it?
J: Uh no, I'm not driving that car. I don't ever sit behind the wheel.
H: Do you have any boyfriends?
J: Oy, I don't have any boyfriends. I can't find love, unfortunately.
H: So you're looking for that one love? Fall in love once and that's it?
J: Yes, I want one time, one person. I don't want him to change me, or for me to change him. I just want to love him, and...
H: An idealist!
J: Yes. I believe in that.
H: I also do. In theory. [laughs] So what else do we have? [asks some question about the cold, the sun, then says they already discussed that one earlier]
J: Mmhmm. I'm not scared.
H: Ah-HAH. Here's one. What is your biggest fear?
J: AIRPLANES. Flying. Terrifying.
H: [question about being scared and some old 1960's Soviet children's movie called Letayushiy Korabl (The Flying Ship)]
J: [laughs] Because I think at that time they didn't have airplanes. And they didn't crash.
H: [question about why somebody didn't do any erotic photoshoots]
J: Because he doesn't have a chest! [laughs]
H: [question about her body]
J: I'd rather not talk about my body. Let's talk about my soul. [laughs]
H: Well, then a nice body.
J: A nice body... I can't say. I get very offended when men tell me I have a beautiful chest. VERY offended.
H: I'd also be offended.
J: I'm terribly offended because I think that I have more than just a beautiful chest. You can't just measure a girl according to her chest.
H: [says something]
J: Well, it's just that kind of thing, you know? At some time, people are going to completely stop being interested in me.
H: Huh?
J: Time goes on.
H: Oh get out of here!
J: We're getting older! Older, comrade! [laughs]
[commercial break]
H: We're back, and I'm with Jenya Diordiychuk. And I was asking her about her body before the break, but she didn't want to say anything. She said she'd rather talk about her soul. So go ahead.
J: [gasps, laughs] I've got a very big one...
H: [asks something]
J: What do you mean?
H: [asks something about what she likes, how she goes on or what she lives on]
J: I run on my own strength, and that of my family. And my relatives. They are really helpful. My brothers, my parents, my sisters. I love them all a lot. And so uh... [awkward pause, makes weird noise]
H: Okay...
J: [laughs awkwardly] That's so personal! In reality, that I was just joking when I said I wanted to talk about my soul!
H: [asks something]
J: No, I can. My soul is just very colorful, that's all.
H: [asks something]
J: [pauses] Family. And friends.
H: [something about her plans for a family]
J: I can't plan that sort of thing when I don't have a man around. A serious man. It's just not realistic. I can dream about someone, a prince.
H: What is a prince to you?
J: I used to know the answer to that question. I used to think he had to be sporty, smart, well-educated. Definitely no singers, actors, or directors because they're very difficult people for me. He should be kind. You know, the same that every girl wants.
H: [starts listing off a bunch of other qualities, such as money, he thinks she might be thinking]
J: Yeah. Basically, a prince. He should be well-off and normal, because for me, if he had money, then he had brains.
H: And now?
J: Now, I don't know what kind of man I want. I don't know. Right now, at this moment, I think it could be anyone at all. Seriously. In fact, I never before thought that I could like a younger man.
H: So you always liked older men?
J: Yes, always older. I understand now that it could be anyone, even a younger man. It could truly be anyone. A college student, it doesn't matter.
H: Ah, how about a tram driver?
J: No, not a tram driver. [laughs] I think that tram drivers already have wives and children.
H: Okay, music. What kind of music do you like?
J: I am actually an audiophile. It could be anything. I might listen to some really hard muzhik--I mean, music...
H: A hard muzhik! That would be something!
J: Haha, yeah, muzhik. Hard music. [she lists off a couple genres or bands that I don't recognize]
H: What about "A ya vse letala"? [a song by pop group Blestyashie]
J: No, no. No. I really like [Nikolay] Noskov.
H: Is that because you don't have any socks? [In Russian, socks are "noski" and no socks are "net noskov." It was a lame pun]
J: [laughs] Yes. I don't have anything.
H: So music, we're done. Your favorite film?
J: "Leon: the Professional."
H: Books?
J: I recently read Walsh's "Conversations with God: An Uncommon Dialogue." A very cool book.
H: Umm, your favorite film?
J: I already said, "Leon: the Professional"...
H: Oh yeah, yeah. What do you like it for, for the professional or for Leon? [al0evera note: HAH! what. an. ass.]
J: No, for Natalie Portman. She played that little girl incredibly. She was so small, but so sexual. It was unbelievable. It was the most brilliant role.
H: [says he likes movies about killers, particular about snipers. Lists a whole bunch of sniper movies, to which Jenya responds:}
J: Looks like you need to make a change in your life soon!
H: Yeah well. Do you know how to shoot guns?
J: Yeah. Kalashnikovs. I used to do it a lot. I really like it, despite the fact that I have really bad vision.
Great stuff alOevera. It is interesting to watch her personality and thought process evolve. In this interview she mentions she would like to become a photographer when she "can escape from this profession", i.e. modeling. She says it as though she would like to make that move soon but can't right now. Almost like she feels trapped. Thus the word escape. Alternatively, in one of the more recent interviews, with Monroe, she indicates that she feels she can easily model till she was 35. She seems torn between two career 'loves' and is debating on which 'fork in the road' to take. Her personal life is also in flux as she becomes more open to different possibilities for her "Prince". It's fun to watch her add more qualities and depth to her persona. Thanks again. p.s. One has to wonder if her fear of flying had any impact on her not travelling to California for Playboy. She mentions that flying is terrifying. Another pretty strong word. Do you know if she flew to New York for Prada or is it this coming Winter?
Good information DJ. She flew to Argentina for that game show despite being terrified of flying. I doubt she would have turned down a significant offer from Prada just because she was afraid to fly. Either it was never a legitimate proposal, as you say, or something else must have occured if it never happened.
GREAT DJ. This ought to cure her fear of flying. Lets hope she doesn't see this one or we'll never see her outside the Ukraine! If she is terrified now, this should put her over the top. "Thank you for flying off-kilter airlines".
Hey, you just need to press play in the player of the first post of this thread, there you can listen the interview.
Thanks for your help. I had to unblock my flash blocker in my web browser... And now I can enjoy Eugenia's voice. :-D
More from al0evera at freeones.
All about Jenya's playboy photoshoot in Nov. 2008 issue (the James bond one) from the radio interview (yes djmax, i'm back):
HOST: An actress was once on our program, and she said that all glamour
models, when they are posing, they all do a weird shape with their lips
and say the word "choo-chooon-dra."
JENYA: (laughs) Sorry, I don't know who this is you're quoting.
H: well she's a good actress, you know, TV, theater...
J: She most likely doesn't like glamour models.
H: I wouldn't say she doesn't like them, she said that she's okay with them.
J: Well then I'm also "okay" with actresses who play on TV.
H: But is it true that here are certain words that you can say while you're posing? Or move your lips a certain way so that...
J: Uh no, I have a different, uh, a different technique. There's this
thing where you need to touch your tongue to the roof of your mouth,
and then you blow out air threw your lips (host laughs), that is, you
blow out so that it's not noticeable. Don't whistle, just blow.
H: Oh ok, so you're making a little pipe out of your lips?
J: No, not a pipe. Let the air out through your lips, relax them. So, yeah, open them a little bit...
H: Like this? (Jenya laughs) Like this? (Jenya laughs harder). I don't
know how you guys do that. So, like THIS? (jenya laughs even harder).
Not that?
J: Almost!
H: Almost huh. Well, I guess i'm never going to be a glamour model. By the way, what, to you, makes a good person?
J: A good person?
H: Well, I mean a, a beautiful person? (pauses) Umm, out of celebrities, or actors, or anybody, who do you think?
J: Are you talking about beautiful visually?
H: Yes, yes, visually.
J: Well, I ADORE Monica Belucci. For me, she is the epitome of feminine beauty.
H: (interrupting) What about Liv Tyler?
J: Uhh, yeah. She's very pretty. But I still think, out of all the
living actors in the world, for me the most beautiful is Monica
Belucci. And from those who are no longer with us, it would be Audrey Hepburn.
H: Yeah so, you know, that issue of Playboy you were in, the one with
the article entitled "Spy Passions: All About James Bond" it went on
and on about it. By the way, in one photo, you're standing there and
there's a guy's legs on the ground, and it looks like you shot him or
something.
J: If you only knew how we did that one, we were laughing like crazy
because at first, it looked like the guy had ballerina legs. He was in
pants without shoes on! Yeah, it was really funny.
H: Out of all the pictures is there one you like the best?
J: The one with the wheel. It was a difficult shot.
H: And what's all that stuff in the air?
J: It's sand.
H: That's sand?
J: It's sand that was thrown in from outside the frame. By the way,
that shot was not photoshopped at all. It's all real. Nothing was added
in there.
H: Did your knee hurt afterward?
J: For two days! Seriously, I couldn't do anything. All that stuff, it
was done in a studio, the decorations were set up. Look, you see in the
back those little lights? They're lights from those Christmas tree
decorations, you know?
H: Ah, garlands. So out of all your photos here, which one do you like best?
J: The one with the wheel...
H: What else?
J: Oh. The one on the little chair.
H: Oh yeah, I like that one too.
J: Yes, those two pictures.
H: (asks a question I don't comprehend)
J: It was very hard. When they made me do that, I got so angry because we did that shot...
H: Look at you, so upset!
J: ...it took so long, yeah because it was crazy how it all worked out. At first one thing was sticking out, then another...
H: Is the pistol real?
J: Yes.
H: But in this other one, you're shooting with your finger.
J: Because in Playboy, you're not allowed to have a weapon. You know, it's better not to have any at all.
H: What about that real one?
J: Its just pieces of it, it's not the entire gun.
Thanks for posting more of the radio interview. It is nice to hear some of the inner workings of a photo shoot and how hard Eugenia works at her craft. All the photos look so beautiful when we see the finished product. It is interesting to hear how much work and dedication she puts forth to create that beauty. Jeff
For unknown reason not all of the input from al0evera was copied here by I_Love_Her. So here is the remaining bit. Mind you, I think she says some very sensible and wise things about boring ol' James Bond.
H: What about guys? You like Pierce Brosnan?
J: He's all right.
H: What about Daniel Craig? I'm just going down the James Bond list.
J: No, I don't like him.
H: Who else is there? Sean Connery.
J: No.
H: They're all James Bond!
J: Actually, I don't really like James Bond at all. I don't even like the idea of James Bond.
Sorry, but I dont like to read jenya talking about other guys lol
I've had some free time recently, so I've been polishing up my Russian in my most favorite of ways: by listening to little miss Jenya talking about her life to some Ukrainian talk show host. This picks up from where I left off last time on Freeones (where she was talking about the Playboy shoot and guns or something). And sorry in advance for all the untranslated parts. You guys already know that I don't speak Ukrainian. At least I can understand the better half!
------------------------------------------------------
Host: [asks something about including vibrators in the shot]
Jenya: Uhh, yeah. But there isn't any contact.
H: [incomprehensible]
J: Basically everything. Except doing porn things.
H: Okay. So tell me, whose butt is in that photoshoot where you're smiling on the fence? There's a chick in that shoot who's holding a camera...
J: That's a photographer, Eliza. The one holding the reflector?
H: Yeah.
J: Yeah, she's a cool girl. Really beautiful.
H: [asks something about the photoshoot]
J: Well, because sometimes fans are interested in seeing that. They're interested in the process itself.
H: Have you ever done a shoot where you photograph the entire process from behind the scenes?
J: No. A full session like that, no. We want to do that, actually, sometime.
H: That would be cool. As well as taking pictures of the person taking pictures.
J: Yeah, we want to do that kind of session, so the process...
H: Your work has a lot of creativity.
J: Yes. I'm an artist, first and foremost. I'm an artist and I see a frame.
H: As an artist, what do you plan on doing?
J: I want to be a photographer myself. I want to be an erotic photographer, to make erotica and only erotica. No fashion, no nature, none of those little flowers. I want to film beautiful, nude women.
H: When will this be?
J: As soon as I can escape from this profession!
H: You can't start now?
J: I just can't do it all. This winter, I'm going to be in New York for two months. Some projects there.
H: Good for you.
J: Yeah, I don't have the time.
H: What are you doing there for two months?
J: There's going to be a fashion project. I was invited over there to be the face of Prada. And so we're going to shoot commercials there...
H: "They asked me to be the face of Prada..." sounds kind of harsh.
J: Well, the face of the company. For me it sounded just as harsh because it's rare that a glamour model--not one that's just had, like two erotic photosets, but one that's, you know, a star--all of a sudden becomes the face of some clothing brand. It's very weird.
H: [Asks a long question, maybe about reading off questions from listeners, finishes with:] Whose automobile is that, and what type is it?
J: Uh no, I'm not driving that car. I don't ever sit behind the wheel.
H: Do you have any boyfriends?
J: Oy, I don't have any boyfriends. I can't find love, unfortunately.
H: So you're looking for that one love? Fall in love once and that's it?
J: Yes, I want one time, one person. I don't want him to change me, or for me to change him. I just want to love him, and...
H: An idealist!
J: Yes. I believe in that.
H: I also do. In theory. [laughs] So what else do we have? [asks some question about the cold, the sun, then says they already discussed that one earlier]
J: Mmhmm. I'm not scared.
H: Ah-HAH. Here's one. What is your biggest fear?
J: AIRPLANES. Flying. Terrifying.
H: [question about being scared and some old 1960's Soviet children's movie called Letayushiy Korabl (The Flying Ship)]
J: [laughs] Because I think at that time they didn't have airplanes. And they didn't crash.
H: [question about why somebody didn't do any erotic photoshoots]
J: Because he doesn't have a chest! [laughs]
H: [question about her body]
J: I'd rather not talk about my body. Let's talk about my soul. [laughs]
H: Well, then a nice body.
J: A nice body... I can't say. I get very offended when men tell me I have a beautiful chest. VERY offended.
H: I'd also be offended.
J: I'm terribly offended because I think that I have more than just a beautiful chest. You can't just measure a girl according to her chest.
H: [says something]
J: Well, it's just that kind of thing, you know? At some time, people are going to completely stop being interested in me.
H: Huh?
J: Time goes on.
H: Oh get out of here!
J: We're getting older! Older, comrade! [laughs]
[commercial break]
H: We're back, and I'm with Jenya Diordiychuk. And I was asking her about her body before the break, but she didn't want to say anything. She said she'd rather talk about her soul. So go ahead.
J: [gasps, laughs] I've got a very big one...
H: [asks something]
J: What do you mean?
H: [asks something about what she likes, how she goes on or what she lives on]
J: I run on my own strength, and that of my family. And my relatives. They are really helpful. My brothers, my parents, my sisters. I love them all a lot. And so uh... [awkward pause, makes weird noise]
H: Okay...
J: [laughs awkwardly] That's so personal! In reality, that I was just joking when I said I wanted to talk about my soul!
H: [asks something]
J: No, I can. My soul is just very colorful, that's all.
H: [asks something]
J: [pauses] Family. And friends.
H: [something about her plans for a family]
J: I can't plan that sort of thing when I don't have a man around. A serious man. It's just not realistic. I can dream about someone, a prince.
H: What is a prince to you?
J: I used to know the answer to that question. I used to think he had to be sporty, smart, well-educated. Definitely no singers, actors, or directors because they're very difficult people for me. He should be kind. You know, the same that every girl wants.
H: [starts listing off a bunch of other qualities, such as money, he thinks she might be thinking]
J: Yeah. Basically, a prince. He should be well-off and normal, because for me, if he had money, then he had brains.
H: And now?
J: Now, I don't know what kind of man I want. I don't know. Right now, at this moment, I think it could be anyone at all. Seriously. In fact, I never before thought that I could like a younger man.
H: So you always liked older men?
J: Yes, always older. I understand now that it could be anyone, even a younger man. It could truly be anyone. A college student, it doesn't matter.
H: Ah, how about a tram driver?
J: No, not a tram driver. [laughs] I think that tram drivers already have wives and children.
H: Okay, music. What kind of music do you like?
J: I am actually an audiophile. It could be anything. I might listen to some really hard muzhik--I mean, music...
H: A hard muzhik! That would be something!
J: Haha, yeah, muzhik. Hard music. [she lists off a couple genres or bands that I don't recognize]
H: What about "A ya vse letala"? [a song by pop group Blestyashie]
J: No, no. No. I really like [Nikolay] Noskov.
H: Is that because you don't have any socks? [In Russian, socks are "noski" and no socks are "net noskov." It was a lame pun]
J: [laughs] Yes. I don't have anything.
H: So music, we're done. Your favorite film?
J: "Leon: the Professional."
H: Books?
J: I recently read Walsh's "Conversations with God: An Uncommon Dialogue." A very cool book.
H: Umm, your favorite film?
J: I already said, "Leon: the Professional"...
H: Oh yeah, yeah. What do you like it for, for the professional or for Leon? [al0evera note: HAH! what. an. ass.]
J: No, for Natalie Portman. She played that little girl incredibly. She was so small, but so sexual. It was unbelievable. It was the most brilliant role.
H: [says he likes movies about killers, particular about snipers. Lists a whole bunch of sniper movies, to which Jenya responds:}
J: Looks like you need to make a change in your life soon!
H: Yeah well. Do you know how to shoot guns?
J: Yeah. Kalashnikovs. I used to do it a lot. I really like it, despite the fact that I have really bad vision.
Great stuff alOevera. It is interesting to watch her personality and thought process evolve. In this interview she mentions she would like to become a photographer when she "can escape from this profession", i.e. modeling. She says it as though she would like to make that move soon but can't right now. Almost like she feels trapped. Thus the word escape. Alternatively, in one of the more recent interviews, with Monroe, she indicates that she feels she can easily model till she was 35. She seems torn between two career 'loves' and is debating on which 'fork in the road' to take. Her personal life is also in flux as she becomes more open to different possibilities for her "Prince". It's fun to watch her add more qualities and depth to her persona. Thanks again. p.s. One has to wonder if her fear of flying had any impact on her not travelling to California for Playboy. She mentions that flying is terrifying. Another pretty strong word. Do you know if she flew to New York for Prada or is it this coming Winter?
Ah yes, Prada. Whatever happened to that? I think it must never have materialised. Remember, this interview was from 2008.
In fact, I doubt if the proposal was ever genuine.
Good information DJ. She flew to Argentina for that game show despite being terrified of flying. I doubt she would have turned down a significant offer from Prada just because she was afraid to fly. Either it was never a legitimate proposal, as you say, or something else must have occured if it never happened.
Aahhh!
GREAT DJ. This ought to cure her fear of flying. Lets hope she doesn't see this one or we'll never see her outside the Ukraine! If she is terrified now, this should put her over the top. "Thank you for flying off-kilter airlines".
It's exposure therapy. I'm helping her overcome her phobia
Thank you 'Doctor'.
Careful what you say to this particular Doctor, or he might just strap you down onto an operating table and slice out your kidneys!
Thanks for the warning. Are you sure you didn't see "Turistas" too many times?
Had I not plucked out my own eyeballs and fried them in butter, I might very well have.
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